Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

War & Sleaze (1998)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : [all reading from newspaper]  Congressman Michael Tenzer was lost in a tragic duck hunting accident in the treacherous Louisiana swamplands.

  Maya Gallo : What?

  Elliot DiMauro : Tenzer is known on Capitol Hill as "The Crying Congressman" for his tearful speaking style.

  Nina Van Horn : What?

  Maya Gallo : He's known as...

  [Maya grabs paper] 

  Maya Gallo : Hey, that's a little rude.

  Maya Gallo : Tenzer's wife of fifteen years, a world reknowned marathon runner, has expressed concern over his well-being.

  Nina Van Horn : [grabs paper]  A world reknowned marathon runner? What?

  Elliot DiMauro : [grabs paper]  Man buys newspaper with his own money and wants to read it. Whaaat?

• Elliot DiMauro : At what time do we have to be there?

  Jack Gallo : Combat begins at 0800 hours, with a cappuccino reception at seven-thirtyish.