Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

When Nina Met Elliott's Mother (2000)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : Ma, what are you doing here?

  Nina Van Horn : Big news! She just left your father.

  Elliot DiMauro : She... what?

  Nina Van Horn : And we just saw Al Pacino get his ass kicked outside a Starbucks.

• Elliot DiMauro : You really do hate each other, huh? When did all this happen?

  Rhoda DiMauro : Oh, who knows? First you stop talking, then the sex becomes mechanical...

  Elliot DiMauro : Okay, that's good enough for me.

• Elliot DiMauro : And be careful out there, okay? There's a lot of crazy people out there.

  Nina Van Horn : Run, Rhoda!

  [Tackles Elliot] 

  Nina Van Horn : You're gonna thank me when you come to.

• Elliot DiMauro : [on phone]  Dad, I found ma. Who cares where your carton of Camels is?

  Rhoda DiMauro : They're up your keister, you son of a bitch!

  Elliot DiMauro : Ma says hi.