- Maya Gallo: Hi, Nina.
- Nina Van Horn: Morning, Steve.
- [kisses Maya on the mouth; stops, looks over her shades]
- Nina Van Horn: Oh, my God. I'm at work.
- Rhoda DiMauro: Girls, I want you to meet Nina Van Horn. She's going to talk to you about fashion.
- Nina Van Horn: And hate crimes, if time permits.
- Dennis Finch: Those of you who took the time to know Spartacus knew that he was more than just an award-winning pure breed. But most of you never took the time, did you?
- Elliot DiMauro: Ma, what are you doing here?
- Nina Van Horn: Big news! She just left your father.
- Elliot DiMauro: She... what?
- Nina Van Horn: And we just saw Al Pacino get his ass kicked outside a Starbucks.
- Maya Gallo: You can't give these toys to Hannah. They're too dangerous.
- Jack Gallo: Are you implying that I bought these for myself?
- Maya Gallo: Not at all.
- Jack Gallo: Well, fine, I'm keeping them, because Maya is always right!
- Nina Van Horn: I am the fashion editor at Blush magazine. "Maga" meaning many, and "zine" meaning pages. Many pages.
- Maya Gallo: Maybe we can get him back into his cage.
- Jack Gallo: I have an idea, let's herd him there. Here, you take this remote, I'll take this one.
- Maya Gallo: Can I be the death buggy?
- Jack Gallo: You're not ready for the death buggy.
- Elliot DiMauro: You really do hate each other, huh? When did all this happen?
- Rhoda DiMauro: Oh, who knows? First you stop talking, then the sex becomes mechanical...
- Elliot DiMauro: Okay, that's good enough for me.
- Elliot DiMauro: And be careful out there, okay? There's a lot of crazy people out there.
- Nina Van Horn: Run, Rhoda!
- [Tackles Elliot]
- Nina Van Horn: You're gonna thank me when you come to.
- Nina Van Horn: Are there any questions?
- Nature Scout #1: Who watches your baby when you're at work?
- Nina Van Horn: I don't have a baby.
- Nature Scout #2: Doesn't your husband want a baby?
- Nina Van Horn: I don't have a husband.
- Nature Scout #1: Don't you want one?
- Nina Van Horn: Girls, these are all fine questions, but stop asking them.
- Nina Van Horn: Don't you ever wanted more out of your life? Don't you want to live adventures?
- Nature Scout #2: I once set a fire in my room.
- Nina Van Horn: You just became my favorite.
- Nature Scout #1: Can we have adventures like you?
- Nina Van Horn: Sure. All you have to do is not let anyone tell you what to do. I never did. Except for the three years when I was in a cult, and the alternative was death.
- Elliot DiMauro: [on phone] Dad, I found ma. Who cares where your carton of Camels is?
- Rhoda DiMauro: They're up your keister, you son of a bitch!
- Elliot DiMauro: Ma says hi.