Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Nina, we're going to a memorial. I don't think that dress is appropiate.

  Nina Van Horn : I always wear red at funerals. It's my way of saying, "Here I am, Death. Kiss my ass!"

• Nina Van Horn : Maya, if you leave now, I'll have no option but to give Jack a full report on your disobedience, your insolence and your... pestilence.

  Maya Gallo : You're going to tell on me?

  Nina Van Horn : I prefer the word squeal, but yes.

• Maya Gallo : Do we really have to go?

  Jack Gallo : Of course you do. Sam Lazary was Blush Magazine's first investor, and a prince among men.

  Maya Gallo : Then why aren't you going?

  Jack Gallo : I don't do well at these things. I tend to get all blubbery, then I drink a lot, and say angry things to the valet.

  Dennis Finch : I'm Jack Gallo! Who stunk up my car? I want names!

  [Jack glares at him] 

  Dennis Finch : Dude, I'm on your side.

• Nina Van Horn : Maya, you know the old expression, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink?

  Maya Gallo : Yes.

  Nina Van Horn : Harry may be your brother.