George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Do we really have to go?

  Jack Gallo : Of course you do. Sam Lazary was Blush Magazine's first investor, and a prince among men.

  Maya Gallo : Then why aren't you going?

  Jack Gallo : I don't do well at these things. I tend to get all blubbery, then I drink a lot, and say angry things to the valet.

  Dennis Finch : I'm Jack Gallo! Who stunk up my car? I want names!

  [Jack glares at him] 

  Dennis Finch : Dude, I'm on your side.

• Nina Van Horn : [thinking]  Dear God, if you prod Jack into telling me his dark secret, I promise never to touch liquor again.

  Jack Gallo : It was 1964...

  Nina Van Horn : [takes drink]  Go on.

• Carol : Remember in 1965 when that man from an insurance company came to give you that physical?

  Jack Gallo : You took a blood test! Of course!

  Carol : There was no insurance company.

  Jack Gallo : That explains the laughter during the hernia exam.