Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Nina, we're going to a memorial. I don't think that dress is appropiate.

  Nina Van Horn : I always wear red at funerals. It's my way of saying, "Here I am, Death. Kiss my ass!"

• Nina Van Horn : Quite a turnout.

  Carol : Yeah. Sam was really loved by everybody. Rich, poor, young, old.

  Nina Van Horn : Just for giggles, could you point out the richest and the oldest?

• Nina Van Horn : Call me a hopeless romantic, but I'd say those two are one day from Doing-it-ville.

• Nina Van Horn : Maya, if you leave now, I'll have no option but to give Jack a full report on your disobedience, your insolence and your... pestilence.

  Maya Gallo : You're going to tell on me?

  Nina Van Horn : I prefer the word squeal, but yes.

• Nina Van Horn : The truth is, Jack, young people want boundaries. You know, they're like puppies, or the homeless.

• Elliot DiMauro : Dennis, what is this in my Diane Arbus book?

  Nina Van Horn : It appears to be a drawing of Woody Woodpecker with an erection.

  Dennis Finch : I love that you got it.

  Elliot DiMauro : This was a gift from my mother, and you doodled all over it!

  Dennis Finch : Hey, I was on the phone. I had to do something with my hands.

  [flips pages] 

  Dennis Finch : He's dancing!

  Nina Van Horn : It's like a naughty little movie.

• Nina Van Horn : [thinking]  Dear God, if you prod Jack into telling me his dark secret, I promise never to touch liquor again.

  Jack Gallo : It was 1964...

  Nina Van Horn : [takes drink]  Go on.

• Nina Van Horn : Maya, you know the old expression, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink?

  Maya Gallo : Yes.

  Nina Van Horn : Harry may be your brother.