Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Chaos at the Earth's Core (2005)

Phil LaMarr: Green Lantern, John Stewart, S.T.R.I.P.E., Patrick Dugan, Machiste

Quotes 

• Green Lantern : [during an epic battle, Supergirl has lost her powers]  Supergirl, you stay...

  Supergirl : [leaping off a wall into battle]  Hah!

  Green Lantern : Fine.

• Green Lantern : When we get home, you and I are gonna have a little talk about grandstanding.

  [Stargirl points to Supergirl, surrounded by her fans] 

  Stargirl : Tell that to her, the little showoff! She stole my thunder!

  [Hearing, one of Supergirl's fans runs over and kicks Stargirl in the shin] 

  Stargirl : Ow!

  Supergirl Fan : Don't you talk about Supergirl! Supergirl can melt you with her eyes!

  Stargirl : Big whoop - my stepdad here is a Mecha.

  [S.T.R.I.P.E. waves hello] 

  Supergirl Fan : Ha! Mecha is *so* last year.

• Supergirl : [after a crash-landing]  J'onn, it's Kara.

  [getting no response] 

  Supergirl : Nothing.

  Green Lantern : Hmm. My ring says we're still at the North Pole.

  S.T.R.I.P.E. : [pointing to the red sun in the sky]  Maybe somebody's North Pole.

• Warlord : You'll take that... thing with you.

  S.T.R.I.P.E. : Definitely. And the great stone, too. Let GL whip it into the sun.

  Supergirl : Wait. This is the one place where kryptonite can do some good.

  Warlord : That is a fact.

  Green Lantern : We don't want Silver Banshee coming back after it. So the only way I'll let the stone stay here is if we seal the portal to Skartaris permanently.

  Warlord : Fine by me. I got everything I need... right here.

• Green Lantern : Tell us about Deimos.

  Warlord : Yeah. Nasty wizard. Those were his Dino Troopers you met. He used to try and shake down a kingdom here and there, but a few months ago, he started this big push to take over the world.

  Green Lantern : And that was about the same time he discovered energy weapons?

  Warlord : All of a sudden the wizard's gone high-tech. Somebody's supplying him. Back when I was in the Air Force, that energy stuff was science fiction.

  Green Lantern : That explains why Morgan the Barbarian packs an automag.

  Warlord : Came through the portal and made myself at home. Look around you; these are some of the last free people in Skartaris. Deimos has us pinned between his army and the great stone.

  Patrick Dugan : I'll bite. What great stone?

  Warlord : The monks keep it in a tabernacle, deep inside the mountain. They say it's got magic properties. Deimos wants it. Bad.

• Warlord : Welcome to Skartaris. Sorry I can't put out more of a spread. Times are tough.

  Green Lantern : Morgan, I don't believe you brought us here just to feed us.

  Jennifer Morgan : We are in dire need.

  Warlord : My daughter, Jennifer.

  Jennifer Morgan : Our world must have champions. I used my magic to reach out and bring you here to the center of the earth.

  Patrick Dugan : And I'd call the whole thing a load of crabcakes if I wasn't here to see it. And even seeing it, I still ain't a hundred percent.

• Green Lantern : John Corben. Alias Metallo. Fancy meeting you here in the center of the Earth. Muling kryptonite with Silver Banshee. You could pretty much run forever on this one little chunk. And without it... what do you have? Fifteen minutes of reserve power? Ten? Tell me, why do you want so much? There's enough in that tabernacle to satisfy a hundred Superman haters!

  Supergirl : There's a scary thought.

  Metallo : You won't get anything out of me.

  Green Lantern : Pretty soon, you aren't gonna have the breath to talk. Who knows? Five minutes? One?

  Metallo : All right. I've joined forces with...

  [the power in his head fritzes out] 

  S.T.R.I.P.E. : Whoa, Nelly!

  Green Lantern : This isn't Silver Banshee's work. Somebody else didn't want Metallo to give them up.

• Green Lantern : We'll have J'onn probe what's left of Metallo's mind. I wanna know what he was going to say.

  S.T.R.I.P.E. : Something's going on, ain't it?

• Supergirl : Why can't we just fly straight home?

  Green Lantern : Over the North Pole is the straightest route, rookie.

  Supergirl : [sticking her tongue out]  Mnm!

  Stargirl : [in the back]  She's always, Blah, blah, blah, my cousin. Blah, blah, blah, blah, my cousin. Like we don't know who she means. Check me out, I'm Supergirl.

  Patrick Dugan : Ask me, the only thing that matters is we all pulled through.

  Stargirl : Shut up, Pat. It wasn't World War III, it was a giant turtle.

  Patrick Dugan : If I was you, I wouldn't talk behind somebody's back when they got super-hearing.

• Supergirl : So, where the heck are we?

  Green Lantern : I can only guess we're way, way underground.

  Supergirl : And the exit would be...?

  Green Lantern : [seeing lizard-like soldiers riding dinosaurs]  Through them.

  Supergirl : Not a problem.

  [punching a dinosaur mount and recoiling her hand in pain] 

  Supergirl : Ow! You guys, my powers aren't working.

  Stargirl : [acting unconcerned]  Aww.

  Supergirl : I'm serious. I'm at, like, half-strength. Maybe less.

• Machiste : When the Black Death came upon me, my case seemed hopeless, until the monks of the tabernacle placed me before the great stone and let me bathe in its rays.

  Green Lantern : It's a curative?

  Machiste : Only for the most desperate. It can cure... or kill.

  Warlord : And Deimos isn't the healing type.

  Machiste : Behold: the great stone.

  [as the doors are opened, Kara is affected by the kryptonite inside; GL uses his ring to put a protective bubble over her, and S.T.R.I.P.E. shuts the door again] 

  Stargirl : You okay?

  Supergirl : I've never seen a piece of kryptonite that big before. If this place wasn't messing with my powers, I'd be dead already.