Justice League (TV Series)

Comfort and Joy (2003)

George Newbern: Superman, Clark Kent, D.J. Rubber Ducky

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Quotes 

• Pa Kent : We used to wrap his presents in lead foil so he couldn't peek.

  Clark Kent : [Clark looks momentarily confused]  You mean *Santa* wrapped them.

  Ma Kent : Oh, of course, dear.

• [Clark Kent examines his Christmas presents] 

  Clark Kent : Lead...

• Clark Kent : That's why I like coming home for the holidays. I can just relax and be myself.

  Pa Kent : Okay, everyone! I'm turning on the Christmas tree!

  Clark Kent : Pa! That's my job!

  [runs downstairs] 

• [last lines; Clark and his parents listen to J'onn singing in Martian] 

  Clark Kent : And he said he didn't bring a gift.

• J'onn J'onzz : [at the Kent farm]  This is a bad idea.

  Clark Kent : No way was I gonna leave you alone in the Watchtower on Christmas Eve. Besides, Batman practically begged for monitor duty. You'll love it. Trust me.

• Clark Kent : [at his parents' house for the holiday]  Where's Kara?

  Ma Kent : Skiing with Barbara. She'll be home for New Year's.

  Clark Kent : [to J'onn]  Well, as long as she's not here, you can have her room.

  [leading him in] 

  Clark Kent : You should be nice and cozy here, J'onn.

  J'onn J'onzz : Nice and cozy? How odd to hear you speak that way. I've never seen this side of you, Clark.

• The Flash : Merry Christmas, guys! Have you been good this year?

  Mrs. Saunders : [shouts of agreement]  You can bet they've been good when it means seeing their favorite hero.

  The Flash : Don't forget the present he brings.

  Mrs. Saunders : [the kids cheer]  You really don't have to do that.

  The Flash : Come on, it's tradition. What's it gonna be this year, guys? A video game? Sports equipment?

  Little Boy : Well, there is something.

  The Flash : Name it.

  Little Girl : It's on! It's on!

  [they lead him to the television] 

  D.J. Rubber Ducky : [rapping]  I'm the rubber ducky with all the fly moves/Rockin' at his house with my tight grooves/Go, rubber, go, rubber/Go, Rubber Ducky.

  The Flash : [laughing as Ducky makes farting noises]  That actually is pretty cool. Okay, D.J. Rubber Ducky it is.

  Mrs. Saunders : Uh, you may not want to get their hopes up too high. Every store's been sold out for weeks.

  The Flash : Please. I made Gorilla Grodd cry uncle. I'm sure Rubber Ducky will be no problem.

• Superman : The ice planet's orbit is stabilizing. These two worlds will never collide now.

  J'onn J'onzz : The Normitians are sending us their expressions of relief and gratitude.

  The Flash : Nice way to kick off a Christmas break.

  Superman : I second that. G.L.?

  Green Lantern : You guys go ahead. I'll catch up with you later.

  Hawkgirl : [following him]  I'll hitch a ride back with G.L.

  The Flash : How about you, big guy? Any holiday plans?

  J'onn J'onzz : I'm afraid this season has no meaning for me.

  The Flash : [watching him board the Javelin]  Whoa. Frosty.

  Superman : We'll have to do something about that.