Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
Double Date (2005)
Glenn Shadix: Steven Mandragora
Quotes
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Steven Mandragora : I am doing my best. You can't blame me for being nervous, I have enemies everywhere. Even Justice League enemies. Besides, I'm ravaged by hunger. Feed me and I shall squeal on all manner of former associates. Speaking of squealing, Black Canary, I notice you can't take your eyes off of me. One can hardly blame you. Perhaps after Agent Faraday helps absolve me of my alleged crimes, I could put you in a cage and have you sing for me.
Green Arrow : Listen, you giant tub of...!
Agent King Faraday : Green Arrow, may I remind you that you're here strictly in a security capacity?
Steven Mandragora : Yes, why don't you go and fetch me another four platters of oysters like a good little leprechaun? I'm sure your girlfriend and I will have much to discuss while you're gone. I like my oysters sweet, by the way. Sweet and juicy.
Black Canary : Let him talk, Arrow. With all the enemies he's made, he never knows if he's eating his last meal.
[Mandragora laughs heartily]
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Green Arrow : [being restrained by two agents] Five minutes. That's all I need! Just give me five minutes. I'll teach this pompous jerk some manners.
Agent King Faraday : Listen, Justice League or not, you will sit down and behave!
Green Arrow : You heard what he said!
Steven Mandragora : Oh, dear. Did I offend you somehow, little man? My most sincere apologies.
Black Canary : Faraday's right, Arrow. Relax. Nothing this guy can say is gonna affect me one way or the other.
Steven Mandragora : Is that right? Well, then perhaps you won't mind explaining how a lovely young lady like you ends up with a nobody like him. Were all the real men in the Justice League already taken?
Black Canary : [she narrows her eyes; cut to them leaving the house] I hope you're proud of yourself. Now we have to do guard duty from outside.
Green Arrow : Hope I'm proud of myself? You're the one that punched him.
Black Canary : Yeah, but... ow! It was like punching a brick wall. There's no fat on that man.
Green Arrow : [she pulls his hand out of his] Will you let me look?
[taking it back and giving it a glance]
Green Arrow : I think you'll live to punch suspects another day, pretty bird.
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Agent King Faraday : Now, why is it that most of your criminal acquaintances seem to be deceased?
Steven Mandragora : Perhaps my friends are simply prone to misfortune, Agent Faraday.
Agent King Faraday : My job is to prep you to testify before the grand jury, Mr. Mandragora. You're gonna have to come up with a lot more than some mook who may or may not be around anymore if you want immunity from prosecution.
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Steven Mandragora : Get behind me, Edgar. It will be all right...
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Steven Mandragora : On my last trip to the old country, a rival criminal organization kidnapped my son. It took me all this time to arrange his rescue. Rest assured that his captors were taught the error of their ways.
Huntress : Rest assured, I'm about to teach you the same lesson.