Justice League (TV Series)

Eclipsed (2003)

Victor Williams: Snooty British Director, Lieutenant

Quotes 

• The Flash : Your commercial's stupid, you're a no-talent hack and your doughnuts are stale! I'm outta here, fast, fast, fast!

  [he whooshes away, and the blast of wind knocks the director into the set, knocking it over] 

  Artie Bauman : Well, it looks like that's a wrap.

  Snooty British Director : [climbing out]  You owe us, bunkie. Full reimbursement plus studio costs. Expect to hear from our lawyers.

  Artie Bauman : I can't afford another lawsuit. Unless...

  [taking out his cell phone] 

  Artie Bauman : Connect me to Godfrey Studios. Reverse the charges.

• Artie Bauman : Listen, bunkie, you know you're my number-one guy. Talk to me. Artie Bauman is completely here for you. You say the word, we walk.

  The Flash : Great. Let's go.

  Artie Bauman : You can't. We already got paid, and I spent my 60%.

  The Flash : Forget it. No one's asking the other guys to do this sort of thing.

  Artie Bauman : That's 'cause they don't have what you have.

  The Flash : What, my speed? My charm?

  Artie Bauman : They don't have me as their agent. So tell 'em to call me, especially that big gal with the rope. Now let's make some magic.

  Snooty British Director : Rolling, people, this is a take. And if it's not too inconvenient, this time with talent.

• The Flash : Being a superhero, I'm always on the run, and I can't afford to slow down for anything, not even gastrointestinal distress. So when I need fast, fast, fast relief from the cramping, burning, itching... oh, I can't say this!

  Snooty British Director : What's the problem?

  The Flash : Cramping, burning, itching? What pinhead wrote this garbage?

  Snooty British Director : Your sponsors.

  The Flash : They can kiss my boots. I'm not saying it!