Justice League (TV Series)

Eclipsed: Part II (2003)

Brian Doyle-Murray: Artie Bauman

Quotes 

• The Flash : They can't do that. We have a contract.

  Artie Bauman : Not anymore. Energy bars, track shoes; no one'll touch you, not even public access.

  The Flash : But Godfrey's full of it. Why...

  Artie Bauman : Not to worry. Remember, no such thing as bad publicity. Your name's on everyone's lips. That's a good thing.

  The Flash : Then there's gotta be something you can...

  Artie Bauman : [static]  Sorry, kid.

  [imitating static] 

  Artie Bauman : Going through a tunnel. Hello? Hello?

  [hanging up, to the women doing his nails] 

  Artie Bauman : Nice kid, but a few miles short of a marathon.

• Artie Bauman : Great news, bunkie. Mercury Sports Shoes called and "People Like Us" magazine.

  The Flash : Sports shoes, huh?

  Artie Bauman : What did I tell you, babe? You're a star.

  The Flash : [seeing Lantern's glare]  Uh, sorry, Artie. The endorsement thing is really not working for me, but I know someone who might be looking for representation.

  Mophir : [cut to a television studio set]  Mophir's job to preserve the world. So when Mophir need fast, fast, fast relief from cramping, burning, itching, Mophir always reach for Gluxitol.