Justice League (TV Series)

Fury (2002)

Susan Eisenberg: Wonder Woman, Princess Diana, Pilot

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Quotes 

• Perfume Lady : [showing Wonder Woman perfume]  Wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick.

  Wonder Woman : Believe me, I don't need a stick.

• Wonder Woman : Why would anyone want to cover up their natural beauty?

  Lipstick Lady : Eeasy for *you* to say, Miss Cheekbones.

• Batman : It's an Amazon design, isn't it?

  Wonder Woman : Yes, but it could be a forgery. Besides, Amazons don't steal. It's against our code. And we never leave the island.

  Batman : Never.

  [she looks at him] 

• Driver : [blocked in by a double-parker]  Come on, I'm late for a doctor's appointment.

  Driver : Keep your shirt on, lady. I'm on a break.

  Wonder Woman : [in disgust]  Men.

  Driver : [reacting as she picks his car up]  Hey! Aah!

  Driver : Thanks!

  Wonder Woman : [putting it back down and rapping on the window]  Next time, mind your manners.

• J'onn J'onzz : [Superman is sick]  His condition continues to deteriorate.

  Wonder Woman : He's practically invulnerable. What could do this to him?

  J'onn J'onzz : Unfortunately, there isn't much data in Kryptonian physiology, but I'll do my best to help him.

  Wonder Woman : I know you will, J'onn.

  [getting an alert] 

  Wonder Woman : It's Green Lantern. Maybe he and Flash have found something.

• The Flash : Hey, what's wrong with the big guy?

  Wonder Woman : I'm not sure. I found him like this after meeting Aresia.

  The Flash : Who?

  Wonder Woman : One of my Amazon sisters.

  The Flash : I thought they never let 'em off the island?

  Green Lantern : Where is this Aresia?

  Wonder Woman : She got away.

  [picking Superman up] 

  Wonder Woman : You track her down while I take Superman back to the Watchtower.

  The Flash : [watching her fly away]  An Amazon, huh? So, what now?

  Green Lantern : We look for clues.

  The Flash : What, like fingerprints, matchbooks, self-addressed stamped envelopes?

  Green Lantern : [finding a granular residue on the ground]  No. Like this.

• Air Traffic Controller : Emergency situation. Repeat, this is air traffic control. All runways are full, and we've got 30 planes stacked up in the air.

  Pilot : What's the nearest secondary airstrip? I'm low on fuel.

  Pilot #2 : I've got sick people on board.

  Air Traffic Controller : Please clear this channel unless absolutely necessary.

• Green Lantern : [carrying the unconscious Flash into the Watchtower]  Diana, I need a hand.

  Wonder Woman : What happened?

  Green Lantern : I don't know. Flash collapsed, so I brought him here to... actually, I'm not feeling all that good myself.

  Wonder Woman : [catching him as he passes out]  Lantern!

• Wonder Woman : That's far enough.

  Aresia : Diana.

  Wonder Woman : Aresia?

  Aresia : [throwing her aside]  I'd love to stay and chat, but you might want to look after your friend.

  Wonder Woman : [seeing Superman collapse out of a window]  Superman.