Justice League (TV Series)

Hereafter (2003)

Michael Dorn: Kalibak, Cop

Quotes 

• Kalibak : I just flattened Wonder Woman! You really think you can beat me?

  Batman : I'm not trying to beat you. I'm trying to stall you.

  Kalibak : Stall me? For what?

  [Superman lands behind Kalibak, who turns] 

  Kalibak : Awww...

  [Superman punches Kalibak into some cars] 

  Kalibak : Ooooh!

  Superman : For what it's worth, I don't think you could've taken Batman either.

• [Lobo has piled several cars on top of Kalibak] 

  Lobo : Say it... say it...

  Kalibak : U-uncle...

  Lobo : [lifts another car]  I can't hear you!

• Kalibak : I'm going to grind you into paste!

  Lobo : Awful brave talk for a dead man.

  Kalibak : I'm not dead yet!

  Lobo : You're right - my watch is about ten seconds fast.

• Kalibak : You said he'd come.

  Metallo : A matter of time. He's unaccountably fond of this dump.

  Weather Wizard : The cops seem fond of it, too.

  Livewire : Toyman, isn't that thing ready yet?

  Toyman : Just finishing up.

  [a large robot emerges and fires on the cops] 

  Maggie Sawyer : [taking cover]  Everybody down!

  Livewire : Nice.

  Weather Wizard : I'm sensing something's moving through the local air mass, heading this way fast.

  Livewire : The rat's taken the cheese.

  Metallo : You ready, Toyman?

  Toyman : You bet. This will be fun.

  [seeing Green Lantern approaching instead of Superman] 

  Toyman : Uh-oh. Wrong rat.

• Metallo : We have all been wronged by the same man.

  Toyman , Weather Wizard , Livewire , Kalibak : We have.

  Metallo : We all seek the same redress.

  Toyman , Weather Wizard , Livewire , Kalibak : We do.

  Metallo : We agree to work together to achieve our ultimate goal.

  Toyman , Weather Wizard , Livewire , Kalibak : We will.

  Metallo : Speak your names.

  Toyman : [removing the hoods of their cloaks]  Toyman.

  Livewire : Livewire.

  Weather Wizard : Weather Wizard.

  Kalibak : Kalibak.

  Metallo : Metallo. Speak the word and seal the pact.

  Toyman , Metallo , Weather Wizard , Livewire , Kalibak : [holding their daggers together a la the Three Musketeers]  Revenge.

  [they stab the daggers into a red Superman "S" shield drawn on the table] 

• [while tearing apart the city] 

  Kalibak : This looks like a job for Superman! But I don't think he's coming...