Justice League (TV Series)

Hereafter (2003)

Brad Garrett: Lobo

Quotes 

• Lobo : The point is, Superman bit the big one, and the Main Man's here to take his place!

  [Wonder Woman grabs him and throws him against the wall] 

  Wonder Woman : You're no Superman!

  Lobo : The ladies say different.

• Lobo : What's with all the long faces, Justice Dweebs? It's like a wake in here!

• [Lobo has piled several cars on top of Kalibak] 

  Lobo : Say it... say it...

  Kalibak : U-uncle...

  Lobo : [lifts another car]  I can't hear you!

• Lobo : Now I get it! You clowns don't think the Main Man is tough enough to join your little Girl Scout troop! Easy mistake to fix!

  [rips off a huge wall panel] 

  Lobo : You want an audition? Come on, ladies! Let's dance!

• Kalibak : I'm going to grind you into paste!

  Lobo : Awful brave talk for a dead man.

  Kalibak : I'm not dead yet!

  Lobo : You're right - my watch is about ten seconds fast.

• J'onn J'onzz : The Justice League is about more than physical power! It's about ideals, caring, helping.

  Lobo : Buy me a ticket to Pukesville.

• Lobo : Say what you want, but the Justice League needs the Main Man.

  John Stewart : He might be right.

  Snapper Carr : [on a news broadcast]  Metropolis is under siege. Following a mass jailbreak, dozens of supervillains are running amok downtown, apparently in celebration of the recent loss of...

  Lobo : [cut to the Javelin departing the Watchtower]  You ain't gonna be sorry you brought the Main Man.

  John Stewart : Right. Like we were gonna leave you alone in the Watchtower.

  Lobo : But long as I'm here, I get to bust heads.

  J'onn J'onzz : You will do precisely as we instruct; no more, no less.

  Lobo : Sure thing. Finders keepers on any bounties, right?

  Hawkgirl : [raising her mace as a warning]  You need to be quiet now.

• John Stewart : His name's Lobo. He's a lowlife bounty hunter.

  Lobo : The Main Man happens to be the best bounty hunter in the known universe. You could ask Superman if he weren't busy pushin' up daisies.

  The Flash : Hey, don't talk about him like that. Superman was our friend.

  Lobo : Mine, too. I saved his life once, you know.

  John Stewart : That's not how he told the story.

• Hawkgirl : [defeating the Revenge Squad]  Put the car down.

  Lobo : [tossing it aside]  I was gonna. Pretty good, huh? When you got Lobo on your team, who needs Superman?