Justice League (TV Series)

Hereafter (2003)

Maria Canals-Barrera: Hawkgirl, Shayera Hol, Livewire, Leslie Willis

Quotes 

• J'onn J'onzz : Batman hasn't arrived. Have you spoken with him?

  Wonder Woman : He's still not answering calls. He doesn't handle loss very well.

  [at Superman's funeral, people start murmuring] 

  Hawkgirl : Is that him now? I can't see.

  Lois Lane : I can.

  [Luthor has appeared among the mourners] 

  Lois Lane : Luthor, how dare you show your face here!

  Lex Luthor : Lois, I...

  Lois Lane : [slaps him]  Have you come to gloat? You've tried to get rid of him for years! Are you happy now? Isn't this what you've always wanted? I hate you! I HATE YOU!

  [she starts beating him with her fists, then collapses into his arms, sobbing] 

  Lex Luthor : Believe it or not, I'm going to miss him too.

• Hawkgirl : [to Lobo]  I don't know you, but I'm pretty sure I don't like you.

• Lobo : Say what you want, but the Justice League needs the Main Man.

  John Stewart : He might be right.

  Snapper Carr : [on a news broadcast]  Metropolis is under siege. Following a mass jailbreak, dozens of supervillains are running amok downtown, apparently in celebration of the recent loss of...

  Lobo : [cut to the Javelin departing the Watchtower]  You ain't gonna be sorry you brought the Main Man.

  John Stewart : Right. Like we were gonna leave you alone in the Watchtower.

  Lobo : But long as I'm here, I get to bust heads.

  J'onn J'onzz : You will do precisely as we instruct; no more, no less.

  Lobo : Sure thing. Finders keepers on any bounties, right?

  Hawkgirl : [raising her mace as a warning]  You need to be quiet now.

• Kalibak : You said he'd come.

  Metallo : A matter of time. He's unaccountably fond of this dump.

  Weather Wizard : The cops seem fond of it, too.

  Livewire : Toyman, isn't that thing ready yet?

  Toyman : Just finishing up.

  [a large robot emerges and fires on the cops] 

  Maggie Sawyer : [taking cover]  Everybody down!

  Livewire : Nice.

  Weather Wizard : I'm sensing something's moving through the local air mass, heading this way fast.

  Livewire : The rat's taken the cheese.

  Metallo : You ready, Toyman?

  Toyman : You bet. This will be fun.

  [seeing Green Lantern approaching instead of Superman] 

  Toyman : Uh-oh. Wrong rat.

• Metallo : We have all been wronged by the same man.

  Toyman , Weather Wizard , Livewire , Kalibak : We have.

  Metallo : We all seek the same redress.

  Toyman , Weather Wizard , Livewire , Kalibak : We do.

  Metallo : We agree to work together to achieve our ultimate goal.

  Toyman , Weather Wizard , Livewire , Kalibak : We will.

  Metallo : Speak your names.

  Toyman : [removing the hoods of their cloaks]  Toyman.

  Livewire : Livewire.

  Weather Wizard : Weather Wizard.

  Kalibak : Kalibak.

  Metallo : Metallo. Speak the word and seal the pact.

  Toyman , Metallo , Weather Wizard , Livewire , Kalibak : [holding their daggers together a la the Three Musketeers]  Revenge.

  [they stab the daggers into a red Superman "S" shield drawn on the table] 

• Hawkgirl : [defeating the Revenge Squad]  Put the car down.

  Lobo : [tossing it aside]  I was gonna. Pretty good, huh? When you got Lobo on your team, who needs Superman?

• J'onn J'onzz : Perhaps this isn't the best time, but we need to consider replenishing our forces.

  The Flash : A new member? Who? Aquaman, maybe?

  John Stewart : Metamorpho.

  Hawkgirl : Is Supergirl old enough?

  Wonder Woman : Before we look outside, we should start with family.

  [contacting Batman] 

  Wonder Woman : Batman, this is Diana.

  Batman : Go ahead.

  Wonder Woman : We're discussing the future of the Justice League. We're hoping you'll make it official and become a full-time member.

  Batman : [curtly]  I'm busy. Batman out.

  The Flash : Yeah, Aquaman could definitely pick up Batman's slack in the pompous jerk department.

  Wonder Woman : He's grieving. Give him time.

• Hawkgirl : You want to settle down now? Please say no.