Justice League (TV Series)

Hereafter (2003)

Susan Eisenberg: Wonder Woman, Princess Diana

Quotes 

• J'onn J'onzz : Batman hasn't arrived. Have you spoken with him?

  Wonder Woman : He's still not answering calls. He doesn't handle loss very well.

  [at Superman's funeral, people start murmuring] 

  Hawkgirl : Is that him now? I can't see.

  Lois Lane : I can.

  [Luthor has appeared among the mourners] 

  Lois Lane : Luthor, how dare you show your face here!

  Lex Luthor : Lois, I...

  Lois Lane : [slaps him]  Have you come to gloat? You've tried to get rid of him for years! Are you happy now? Isn't this what you've always wanted? I hate you! I HATE YOU!

  [she starts beating him with her fists, then collapses into his arms, sobbing] 

  Lex Luthor : Believe it or not, I'm going to miss him too.

• Toyman : [happily]  Superman go bye-bye!

  [long pause. Wonder Woman destroys his Robot and approaches Toyman, Toyman pulls out a water gun] 

  Toyman : Stay back, it's full of acid!

  Wonder Woman : [knocks the water gun out his hand and picks up Toyman with one arm]  Do I *look* like I'm playing games?

  Toyman : What are you going to do to me?

  Wonder Woman : [tears streaming down her face]  I'm going to punch a hole in your head.

  Flash : [Flash grabs Wonder Woman's punching arm]  We don't do that to our enemies.

  Wonder Woman : Speak for yourself.

  Flash : I'm trying to speak for Superman.

  [Wonder Woman releases Toyman. Flash releases Wonder Woman] 

• Lobo : The point is, Superman bit the big one, and the Main Man's here to take his place!

  [Wonder Woman grabs him and throws him against the wall] 

  Wonder Woman : You're no Superman!

  Lobo : The ladies say different.

• Wonder Woman : Our next priority is to get rid of Metallo.

  The Flash : I got an idea.

  [taking one end of her lasso] 

  The Flash : Hang on. J'onn, make yourself scarce!

  [fighting Corben, J'onn phases away] 

  The Flash : [he and Diana use the lasso to slingshot Corben away]  Looks like Supes is gonna miss the party.

• J'onn J'onzz : Perhaps this isn't the best time, but we need to consider replenishing our forces.

  The Flash : A new member? Who? Aquaman, maybe?

  John Stewart : Metamorpho.

  Hawkgirl : Is Supergirl old enough?

  Wonder Woman : Before we look outside, we should start with family.

  [contacting Batman] 

  Wonder Woman : Batman, this is Diana.

  Batman : Go ahead.

  Wonder Woman : We're discussing the future of the Justice League. We're hoping you'll make it official and become a full-time member.

  Batman : [curtly]  I'm busy. Batman out.

  The Flash : Yeah, Aquaman could definitely pick up Batman's slack in the pompous jerk department.

  Wonder Woman : He's grieving. Give him time.