Justice League (TV Series)

Legends (2002)

Michael Rosenbaum: The Flash, Wally West

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Quotes 

• The Flash : Hey, cookie.

  Hawkgirl : One word and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp.

• Dr. Blizzard : If you'll excuse me, Mr. Mayor, I'll be leaving with my "chill"-gotten gains.

  [laughs maniacally] 

  The Flash : Chill out, Blizzard.

  [shows up alongside Black Siren and does a diving kick into his face, knocking him to the ground] 

  The Flash : We're putting you on ice!

  Dr. Blizzard : Forgive me if I give you the cold shoulder.

  [Fires shards of ice at them from his headgear, which they narrowly evade] 

• Green Lantern : This can't be real.

  The Flash : Tell me about it. I almost busted a gut during that roll-call routine.

  Green Lantern : It's not that, it's the Justice Guild. They're... comic book characters.

  The Flash : What?

  Green Lantern : When I was a kid, my uncle James had the biggest comic book collection I've ever seen. I'd go to his house everyday after school and we'd read old comics all afternoon.

  The Flash : So?

  Green Lantern : So... The Streak, Tom Turbine, Green Guardsman... they were the stars of my favorite comic-book: The Justice Guild of America.

  The Flash : This is too weird.

  Green Lantern : I know it sounds corny, but... those comics taught me what it meant to be a hero. Without them, well... maybe I wouldn't have this ring today.

  The Flash : Ooo-kay.

• Tom Turbine : I suppose you haven't heard, but in Seaboard City, crime doesn't pay.

  [his fists surge with energy as he jumps down in front of The Flash and Green Lantern] 

  The Flash : Hey, you got the wrong...

  [Tom Turbine punches him square in the face] 

  The Flash : Ugh!

  [he flies a short distance back and flops on the ground] 

• The Flash : Like I said, you never had a snowball's chance in...

  Black Siren : Flash, look!

  [a dynamite truck is about to crash into a bus filled with nuns] 

  The Flash : You've gotta be kidding!

• Green Guardsman : Surrender, villains!

  Hawkgirl : [flying up to him]  Whoever you are, you're no Green Lantern.

  [he uses his power ring to trap her in a birdcage] 

  The Flash : [running to save her]  Hang on, Hawkgirl!

  The Streak : [catching up to him]  You're quick, son, but villainy can never outrun justice.

• Green Lantern : Something's not right here.

  [watching pedestrians pass by] 

  Green Lantern : Definitely not right.

  [an ice cream truck passes with its music playing] 

  Green Lantern : I haven't seen a truck like that since I was a kid.

  The Flash : Weird. Do you suppose we got blasted into the past?

  Green Lantern : [picking up a newspaper from the trash with his power ring]  Nope, the date's right. But look.

  The Flash : [looking at the paper's name]  Seaboard City? Where the heck is that?

• Tom Turbine : I have a theory on how you came to be here. As an expert in nuclear physics, I have long hypothesized that there are an infinite number of parallel dimensions, each containing its own planet Earth. Each Earth occupies the same location in space but vibrates at a different speed. Flash, the energy blast you absorbed caused you to match the vibration rate of our Earth.

  J'onn J'onzz : So he created a tear in the dimensional barriers, which brought us here.

  The Flash : [indignantly]  Hey, it was an accident, okay?

  Green Lantern : But this still doesn't explain the Justice Guild comics I read when I was a kid.

  J'onn J'onzz : Perhaps the creators of those comics had a subconscious link to this Earth. What they thought was merely imagination was a psychic memory of the Justice Guild's real exploits.

  Tom Turbine : I couldn't have put it better myself.

  Hawkgirl : Fascinating. But how do we get back to our world?

  Tom Turbine : [unveiling it from beneath a tarp]  I've been tinkering with a prototype trans-dimensional gateway.

  The Flash : Cool. How does it work?

  Tom Turbine : Unfortunately, I haven't been able to harness a suitable energy source to power it.

  Hawkgirl : I guess you're going to be stuck with us for a while.

• The Streak : We don't have time to induct you with a formal ceremony, but consider yourselves honorary members of the Justice Guild.

  Green Lantern : I don't believe it. You could order rings just like these off the back of the old comic books.

  The Flash : Nice plastic.

  The Streak : We should split into teams if we're to have any hope of defeating the Injustice Guild.

  The Flash : [whooshing over to Black Canary]  Let's just go with the person on our left. So, I guess it's you and me, huh?