Justice League (TV Series)

Legends: Part II (2002)

Michael Rosenbaum: The Flash, Wally West

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Quotes 

• The Flash : You should've been there. It was so freaky. Those cornball villains with their bad puns, and the heroes with the decoder rings! What's up with that? Still, Black Siren *was* a hottie.

• Green Lantern : Haven't you noticed that nothing here makes sense? Library books with blank pages. Ice cream trucks that never stop.

  Hawkgirl : Dangers that spring up whenever someone gets too close to the truth.

  Green Guardsman : What truth?

  Green Lantern : That your world is an illusion, a living memory of a civilization that was destroyed fifty years ago. When The Justice Guild gave their lives for this Earth,

  [Tosses the newspaper with the headline JGA Killed In Battle in front of them] 

  Green Lantern : that's why they stopped publishing the comic in our world. No more Justice Guild.

  Hawkgirl : And anytime someone tries to figure things out...

  The Flash : ...nuns and dynamite.

  Tom Turbine : If what you say is true, who or what is creating this illusion?

  J'onn J'onzz : I suggest you ask Ray.

  The Streak : Ray?

  Ray Thompson : Why would I know anything?

  J'onn J'onzz : Because you are the source.

  [puts his hands on Ray's shoulders; his eyes glow followed by Ray's glowing as well. Ray suddenly cringes] 

  Ray Thompson : NOOOOOOOOO!

  [He morphs into a mutated creature with torn clothes and different- length arms and a big head, everyone else gasps in shock] 

  Ray Thompson : You ruined it! You ruined everything!

  [fires a beam from his forehead into J'onn's chest, knocking him back towards The Flash, Cat Man, and Black Siren who catch him as he falls unconscious, then a giant red mechanical monster tears the roof off] 

  The Flash : That's it, I officially want to go home.

• The Sportsman : [putting a stolen sports trophy on the table]  Gentlemen, that's why I lead the league in steals.

  The Music Master : [indicating the antique plane he stole]  Don't be so fast to toot your own horn, Sportsman.

  Sir Swami : [conjuring the ruby he took]  Then it appears we have a hat trick.

  The Music Master : That leaves Dr. Blizzard out in the cold.

  Dr. Blizzard : [entering with Flash and Black Siren trapped in a block of ice]  Not quite. I'd say this entitles me to victory in our nefarious contest, don't you agree?

  The Music Master : Bravo.

  Sir Swami : To the victor goes the spoils.

  Dr. Blizzard : It was nothing, my friends.

  The Flash : What are you gonna do now, Doc, turn us into snow cones?

  Dr. Blizzard : Oh, no. I have bigger plans than that. Much bigger plans.

• The Flash : Is it just me or are those two the only cops in this town?

• J'onn J'onzz : The nuclear fallout from the war mutated his DNA, giving him the ability to mold this world to his choosing.

  Hawkgirl : So he chose to recreate it with the heroes he worshipped as a child.

  The Flash : Who could blame 'im?

• Black Siren : [tied to a blimp]  It's no use. We'll never get free.

  The Flash : Wanna bet?

  [stabbing the blimp with one of the wings on his cowl] 

  The Flash : Decorative and functional.

• The Flash : So what now? How are we supposed to get home?

  Green Lantern : I have an idea. Come on.

  [at the remains of the JGA headquarters] 

  Green Lantern : Remember when Tom Turbine said he had been working on a transdimensional gateway? It's possible that...

  [spotting the device] 

  Green Lantern : Yes! There it is.

  The Flash : [wiping off a layer of dirt]  What good's that gonna do? He was never able to find a way to power it.

  Green Lantern : True, but maybe I can.

  [doing so with his power ring] 

  Green Lantern : I don't know how long I can hold it. Go!

• Ray Thompson : [returning to the JGA after a mission]  Then, at the last second, Green Guardsman flies in and...

  [he imitates an explosion] 

  The Flash : [trying to prompt the stoic Green Lantern and Hawkgirl]  Some friends. It's a good thing the Justice Guild was around to save me.

  Green Lantern : They're not the Justice Guild.

  The Flash : Say what?

  Green Lantern : You heard me. They are *not* the Justice Guild.

  Ray Thompson : How can you say that?

  The Streak : This is a serious accusation, young man. Explain yourself.

  Green Lantern : No. You explain this.

  The Streak : [seeing the newspaper headline]  "Justice Guild killed in battle"?

  Ray Thompson : It's a hoax! Some kind of sick joke.

  Green Lantern : It's no joke. The real Streak, Green Guardsman, Tom Turbine... they're all dead. I've seen their graves.

  Black Siren : H-He can't be serious... can he?