Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

Patriot Act (2006)

Nathan Fillion: Vigilante, Greg Saunders, Spy Smasher, Alan Armstrong

Quotes 

• Vigilante : Ha! The exact second the movie's over, we get a mission. Dang if that ain't lucky!

  Shining Knight : I still say this Clint Eastwood dishonored himself when he refused to... What was it? "Play by the rules".

  Vigilante : Pardner, your medieval upbringing has done left you unschooled in the ways of the movin' picture.

  Shining Knight : No, his proper duty is to his police captain. I see why they call him "Dirty"-he besmirches his order.

  Vigilante : Sir Justin, if you want to be watchin' stuff on my big TV with the 5.1 surround sound, you had best watch what you say about Mr. Clint Eastwood.

• [the heroes are part of a parade] 

  Shining Knight : I'd slay the ogre Blunderbore all over again rather than put myself on display in this manner, even though that ogre turned out to be...

  Vigilante , Green Arrow , Stargirl , S.T.R.I.P.E. : Morgan LeFay.

  S.T.R.I.P.E. : We've all heard it.

  Shining Knight : ...'tis a good story.

• Vigilante : [after Courtney displays her powers]  Stargirl, ladies and gentlemen! The all-American sweetheart!

  Stargirl : Wow, you really know how to work a crowd.

  Vigilante : Shoot, if I'd brung my gui-tar, I'd have 'em eating outta my hand.

• [during the parade in Metropolis] 

  Vigilante : And how about the Shining Knight here? Sir Justin, a genuine knight in armor from the days of King Arthur!

  Shining Knight : Friend, I am no mare at auction.

  Vigilante : [slaps Justin's horse]  Hee-yah!

  [Winged Victory spreads his wings and flies into the air. The crowd ooh's and aah's] 

  Vigilante : How 'bout a big hand for Winged Victory, Sir Justin's horse? And get a look at his magic sword, a gift from Merlin the Magician hisself!

  [Justin sighs and draws his sword, holding it aloft. More ooh'ing and aah'ing, and applause] 

• Vigilante : Ha! The exact second the movie's over, we get a mission. Dang if that ain't lucky!