Justice League (TV Series)

Starcrossed (2004)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne, High Council Thanagarian

Quotes 

• Batman : The most mysterious creatures in the universe.

  John Stewart : Sorry?

  Batman : Women. Don't be too hard on yourself. You didn't know she was spoken for.

• Wonder Woman : [Batman is examining one of the dead Gordanians of the ship that the Thanagarians shot down]  What exactly are you trying to prove here?

  Batman : Think about it. A single ship attacks a major city, then the Thanagarian armada coincidentally shows up to save us. I don't believe in coincidence.

  [Takes a piece of an internal organ out of the Gordanian corpse and puts it on a glass slide and takes it to a microscope] 

  Wonder Woman : So, how is this going to help? You don't know anything about Gordanian physiology.

  Batman : [Looks through the microscope]  No, but I know a frozen liver when I see one.

  Wonder Woman : What?

  Batman : The crew of this ship was dead long before the Thanagarians shot them down. I think we've been set up.

• High Council Thanagarian : Commander Talak, what progress can you report?

  Hro Talak : We are on schedule, my lord. With the help of the humans, we should be operational within days.

  High Council Thanagarian : Not a moment too soon. As you see, the Gordanians have launched a new counter-offensive. They have sealed off our expeditionary forces, and their entire fleet is pressing toward Thanagar.

  Thanagarian Soldier : You there! How did you get in here?

  Batman : [in disguise]  I'm sorry. I seem to have gotten separated from my group.

  Thanagarian Soldier : Don't move!

  [taking out a communicator] 

  Thanagarian Soldier : Lieutenant, I found one of your visitors in the comm center.

  Lt. Kragger : Did he see anything?

  Thanagarian Soldier : I'm not sure.

  Lt. Kragger : Then don't take any chances. Lock him up.

  Thanagarian Soldier : Come with me.

  Batman : [knocking him backward]  No, thanks.

• Batman : Diana, I was right. The Gordanians are nowhere near Earth. The Thanagarians are... ahhhh!

  Wonder Woman : Batman, come in! Can you hear me?

  Lt. Kragger : [having knocked Batman out]  Keep an eye on this one. Commander, our security has been breached.

  Hro Talak : I was hoping to avoid this. Deploy our contingency forces now.

  Lt. Kragger : By your command.

• Batman : The delegates from Kaznia are just arriving. Any sign of trouble?

  Wonder Woman : [surveilling the National Mall]  Nothing here.

  The Flash : [outside the White House]  Zilch. Not even a sleazy politician. Are you sure we need to be here?

  Batman : According to my sources, terrorists have targeted this international peace summit.

  The Flash : They would have to do it during the playoffs.

  J'onn J'onzz : What if these terrorists are already inside?

  Batman : I've got that covered.