Justice League (TV Series)

Starcrossed: Part II (2004)

Michael Rosenbaum: The Flash, Wally West, Thanagarian Soldier

Quotes 

• Wally West : So Jeeves, do you come with the place, or does Master Bruce just rent you for parties?

  Alfred Pennyworth : I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.

  Wally West : Now there's a picture.

• [inside the Batcave] 

  Wally West : Hey, that's a giant dinosaur!

  Alfred Pennyworth : And I thought Batman was the detective.

• [the League is forced to travel in street clothes to avoid detection by the Thangarians] 

  The Flash : Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys, but I'm not sure I'm ready to...

  Batman : [points to Flash]  Wally West.

  [points to Superman] 

  Batman : Clark Kent.

  [removes his mask] 

  Batman : Bruce Wayne.

  The Flash : Show-off.

• Hawkgirl : I didn't come to fight. I came to help.

  Wally West : Hawkpeople all over the planet, martial law, us getting chased like dogs - I don't think we can take much more of your help.

• The Flash : I think we wanted the *non*-hawkpeople line.

• The Flash : I feel like I just ran a marathon on Jupiter.

  Batman : You can rest later.

• Wally West : Look, G.L., Hawkgirl fooled us all. You... you can't blame yourself for what's happened.

  John Stewart : I don't. I blame her for what's happened to Earth. I only blame myself for ever caring about her.

• John Stewart : [trying to evade Thanagarian patrols]  We need to split up. They'll be looking for six of us, not pairs.

  J'onn J'onzz : A rendezvous point?

  Bruce Wayne : We're about 30 miles from Gotham City. We can regroup at my house there. But try and keep a low profile.

  Wally West : [sarcastic]  30 miles through Hawk-infested territory. No problem.

• John Stewart : That x-ray vision working yet?

  Superman : Just enough to see Hawksoldiers still patrolling the skies.

  J'onn J'onzz : They'll have the whole city covered by now.

  The Flash : Who knows? Maybe they'll get tired and go home.

  [the others turn to stare] 

  The Flash : Yeah, I know, but a little optimism at a time like this couldn't hurt.

  Thanagarian Soldier : This is the voice of the Thanagarian occupational authority. Your so-called Justice League is in violation of our martial law. They are to be considered an enemy and dealt with on sight. Any person found aiding or harboring them will be summarily punished.

  The Flash : Okay. So much for optimism.

• Wonder Woman : Red hair. It suits you.

  Wally West : You think?

  Bruce Wayne : Change. Now.