Justice League (TV Series)
The Brave and the Bold: Part II (2002)
Michael Rosenbaum: The Flash, Wally West, Gorilla
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Quotes
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Gorilla Grodd : People of Central City, the age of hairless, simple-minded humanity is over. Today, a new age dawns. Today, Grodd rules.
[cheering]
Gorilla Grodd : Humans are slow, ugly, immoral, and have an unpleasant body odor.
The Flash : Hey, who are you calling slow?
Green Lantern : Flash, don't heckle the supervillain.
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Solivar : Perhaps the shield frightened them.
The Flash : Maybe, but when a city is this empty it usually means flesh-eating zombies are involved.
Green Lantern : You watch too many movies.
Solivar : Ssh. Listen.
The Flash : [approaching hearing an eerie noise] Maybe *you* don't watch *enough*.
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Gorilla Grodd : Stand still and fight me, you simpleton!
The Flash : We could do that. Tell you what - you ditch the mind-control helmet, and I'll ditch the headband.
Solivar : Flash, don't!
The Flash : Come on, "gorilla my dreams"! Take off the helmet.
[Flash removes his headband and tosses it away. Grodd looks incredulous, then smiles]
Gorilla Grodd : Heh. You're a bigger fool than I thought.
The Flash : Oh, yeah? Well, you're... naked!
[Flash shrugs at Solivar]
Gorilla Grodd : The world will miss your sparkling intellect. Goodbye, Flash.
[He puts his hands to his helmet... and screams as the helmet feeds back on itself. He collapses]
Dr. Sarah Corwin : What have you done to him?
The Flash : Simple. When I pushed the helmet down over his eyes, I also crossed some wires.
Dr. Sarah Corwin : How could you? You've destroyed the greatest mind on Earth!
The Flash : You'll be okay, now that you're free from his mind control.
Dr. Sarah Corwin : What are you talking about? He never used that on me. I loved him.
The Flash : Internet romances, huh? Go figure.
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Solivar : [as the mind-controlled mob closes in] Flash, I can't hold them off much longer!
The Flash : How much do you weigh?
Solivar : About four-hundred of your pounds, why do you aaaaaaaaaa-!
[Flash lifts him and streaks away, taking them out of the mob's reach, then drops him]
The Flash : [wheezing] Four-hundred pounds, huh? You sure you did the math right?
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Green Lantern : We're still here.
Solivar : So it would seem.
Green Lantern : [the Flash groans] The mind control. Is he still...
Solivar : [putting his headband on him] No. This should protect him.
The Flash : [waking up and bolting upright] Who? What? Where?
[seeing their disapproving looks]
The Flash : Oh, man, not again. What did I miss?
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[last lines]
The Flash : Not bad, huh? I outsmarted a supergenius!
Green Lantern : Maybe you're not as dumb as you look!
[walks away]
The Flash : Yeah, and I... Hey!
[chases him]
The Flash : I resent that! No one makes a monkey out of me!
[Grodd, after getting his mind wiped by the feedback of his helmet, sits idle in the cage, then suddenly looks angrily at the heroes as they leave, showing he's not through yet]
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Solivar : Hurry! Before Grodd finds out we're here!
[an alert sounds]
The Flash : I get the feeling he already knows!
Green Lantern : No! That's a launch alert!
[four missiles launch from the base, Green Lantern flies up after them]
Green Lantern : I'll go after the missiles! You stop Grodd!
The Flash : Right! Stop Grodd, how?
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Gorilla Grodd : Humans are inferior creatures, fit only to serve at my whim. But after Gorilla City falls, you will be the paving stones on which I will build my new empire!
The Flash : Hey, monkey boy, why don't you go climb a skyscraper?
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The Flash : [of the rocket-bike] I've gotta get me one of those.
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Dr. Sarah Corwin : Missile number two deactivated.
Solivar : It's over, Grodd.
Gorilla Grodd : No! I won't lose to the likes of you!
The Flash : [jumping on his back, he pushes Grodd's helmet over his eyes and slaps it like a drum roll] Guess who?
Gorilla Grodd : What?
[growling, he manages to get the helmet off]
Gorilla Grodd : Where are you, human?
The Flash : You want a piece of me, Chuckles? Come on.
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The Flash : [to the two girls he met in the previous episode] Hey, girls, it's me, remember? I saved your lives this morning.
Black-Haired Girl , Blonde Girl : Destroy!
The Flash : [getting hit with a rock] Ow! That's gratitude for you.
[soldiers fire rockets at Green Lantern]
The Flash : Would you excuse me?
[speeding away, he takes the ammo as they reload]
The Flash : [another launcher powers up] I'd bail if I were you.
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Gorilla Soldier : I'm sorry we misjudged you. We can never repay you for all you've done.
The Flash : No biggie. What's gonna happen to Grodd?
Solivar : I'll show you.
[leading them to a cage where a catatonic Grodd sits, pushing a tire swing]
Solivar : The feedback from his helmet completely wiped out his mind.
Green Lantern : I almost feel sorry for him.
Solivar : You have my solemn word that he will receive the best of care.
