Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

The Hostess (1995)

Judy Cornwell: Daisy

Quotes 

• Onslow : I don't remember tearing your dress off. Are you sure you were with me?

  Daisy : Do you mind?

  Onslow : I don't usually tear your dress off.

  Daisy : I've noticed.

  Onslow : You've usually got it off before I get through the door. Heh heh heh!

  Daisy : It was one of Rose's engagement parties! Yeah.

  Onslow : Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Your Rose has had more engagement parties than I've had bags of crisps.

  Rose : I heard that!

• Daisy : [Onslow and Daisy are lying in bed; Onslow is asleep] 

  Daisy : You used to like me in that pink dress. You used to say, "wow Dais, that pink dress!"

  Daisy : [Daisy pokes Onslow to wake him up] 

  Daisy : What is it you liked about my pink one?

  Onslow : [Bleary-eyed, confused]  Your pink what?

  Daisy : My pink dress! You said you liked me in that pink dress!

  Onslow : Aw Dais, what kind of way is that to wake a person up? Other people get a cup of tea!

  Daisy : You said I looked really edible in that pink dress.

  Onslow : You haven't got a pink dress.

  Daisy : Not now. You *tore* it off me that night!

  Onslow : I tore it off you?

  Daisy : Yes you did!

  Onslow : You must have been on fire.