- Onslow: I don't remember tearing your dress off. Are you sure you were with me?
- Daisy: Do you mind?
- Onslow: I don't usually tear your dress off.
- Daisy: I've noticed.
- Onslow: You've usually got it off before I get through the door. Heh heh heh!
- Daisy: It was one of Rose's engagement parties! Yeah.
- Onslow: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Your Rose has had more engagement parties than I've had bags of crisps.
- Rose: I heard that!
- Daisy: [Onslow and Daisy are lying in bed; Onslow is asleep]
- Daisy: You used to like me in that pink dress. You used to say, "wow Dais, that pink dress!"
- Daisy: [Daisy pokes Onslow to wake him up]
- Daisy: What is it you liked about my pink one?
- Onslow: [Bleary-eyed, confused] Your pink what?
- Daisy: My pink dress! You said you liked me in that pink dress!
- Onslow: Aw Dais, what kind of way is that to wake a person up? Other people get a cup of tea!
- Daisy: You said I looked really edible in that pink dress.
- Onslow: You haven't got a pink dress.
- Daisy: Not now. You *tore* it off me that night!
- Onslow: I tore it off you?
- Daisy: Yes you did!
- Onslow: You must have been on fire.
- [first lines]
- Hyacinth: Was that the papers? Are you asleep, Richard? I'm surprised you can sleep. You know it's an important day for me. Mm?
- [she pokes him]
- Hyacinth: I'll be surprised if you can sleep much longer. Did you bolt the door?
- Richard: Door?
- Hyacinth: It's that thing that stops there being a hole in the wall.
- Richard: It's the early hours of the morning.
- Hyacinth: A particularly dangerous time for intruders.
- Richard: Why? What happens to them?