Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

What to Wear When Yachting (1992)

David Griffin: Emmet

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• Emmet : If I hear the word 'yacht' from that woman just once more... I swear I'll by a U-boat.

  Elizabeth : I wish I hadn't accepted Hyacinth's invitation now. Look, I hope you're not going to go in that mood.

  Emmet : We've heard nothing but yachts for the whole damn week.

  [sighs] 

  Emmet : I feel as if I'd already sailed, single-handed, the entire length and breadth of the uncharted Hyacinth.

  Elizabeth : Still, it is kind of her to invite us down for the night... I think.

  Emmet : Kind!

  [laughs hollowly] 

  Emmet : It's chilling! Just imagine, a whole night on board some old bucket, with another old Bucket.