The King of Queens (TV Series)

Depo Man (2001)

Leah Remini: Carrie Heffernan

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Quotes 

• Carrie Heffernan : [Watching Doug mix his cereals]  What are you doing?

  Doug Heffernan : Simple. I'm mixing my sweet Cocoa Krispies with the more sensible Rice Krispies. And what do you get? A healthier me.

  Carrie Heffernan : Or you could just have a piece of fruit.

  Doug Heffernan : Fruit? Why the hell do you gotta go there?

• Carrie Heffernan : I'm in a bad mood 'cause of work. Pruzan got his first big case as partner and he's going off the deep end. I mean, could you believe the time I got home?

  Doug Heffernan : Why? Was it late?

  Carrie Heffernan : It was three in the morning. Don't you know when I'm not home?

  Doug Heffernan : I gotta be honest with you, Carrie. When that Comforter gets bunched up, you're easy to lose.

• Doug Heffernan : What's this big case you got anyway?

  Carrie Heffernan : It's actually kind of interesting. We're representing these shareholders of this dot com who claim management run the company into the ground. And managers tried to blame everybody else - the distributors, the delivery services...

  [Sees Doug with a lost look on his face] 

  Carrie Heffernan : Very far away right now, aren't you?

  Doug Heffernan : I want to listen. You just have to give me something to hang on to. Like, like instead of saying shareholders, you could say midgets.