- Denise: Yeah, it's, um, it's really great to meet you, Mrs. Olchin. Spence is just such a wonderful guy.
- Veronica Olchin: You can thank me for that. He was a little bastard as a kid, till I spanked it outta him.
- Denise: Great. Thank you.
- Veronica Olchin: I smacked his bottom so red, it looked like an Indian's ass.
- Spence Olchin: Mom!
- Veronica Olchin: Excuse me! Native American's ass.
- Janet Heffernan: [Janet and Carrie are discussing Doug] I feel like it was just yesterday he was sittin' in his jammies, eatin' a jelly sandwich, watchin' "Heckle and Jeckle".
- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Actually, that was yesterday.