The King of Queens (TV Series)

Doug Less I (2003)

Patton Oswalt: Spence Olchin

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• Danny Heffernan : [Danny and Spence are housesitting for Doug and Carrie and are fighting over who gets the bed. Danny is already in bed and Spence threatens to get into bed with him]  Fine, bring it. What's taking so long?

  Spence Olchin : [Starts disrobing]  You think I'm going to let one uncomfortable camp experience keep me out of this bed, you are wrong. Alright, I'm getting in and I'm not getting out.

  Danny Heffernan : Great. Still want to stay? Because I sleep freestyle.

  [Reaches under the sheets, pulls off his underpants, and flings them across the room] 

  Spence Olchin : You know what?

  [Reaches under the sheets, pulls off his underpants and drops them on the bedspread] 

  Spence Olchin : So do I. Ah, ooh, that's good.

  Danny Heffernan : [They slowly realize that neither one of them are wearing underpants]  We may have wandered down a bad road here.