- Carrie Heffernan: Who was that?
- Doug Heffernan: It's Ray Barone. He wants to know if his mother can drop him off here.
- Carrie Heffernan: For what, a play date?
- Doug Heffernan: [imitating Richie] Hey, Ray, can you do me a favor? Can you hook me up with one of the models in the underwear ad?
- [now imitating Ray Barone]
- Doug Heffernan: Eh, I don't know, we're not even in the same department. Ehh, I'm trying to swing!
- Carrie Heffernan: Yeah, that's good, honey. Now do William Shatner.
- Arthur Spooner: You're not throwing out these rubber bands, are you?
- Carrie Heffernan: They're all broken, dad.
- Arthur Spooner: So? You tie the ends together and they're as good as new, Mrs. Rockefeller.