The King of Queens (TV Series)

Screwed Driver (2002)

Patton Oswalt: Spence Olchin

Quotes 

• Spence Olchin : [to Doug's mother]  Excuse me, Mrs. Heffernan; can I use the restroom?

  Joe Heffernan : Oh, no; here we go again.

  Spence Olchin : Wait a minute; first, I didn't know you were home that day, second, Victoria Principal was on the cover of the new 'People' and third, what kind of man owns a hardware store and doesn't put locks on the bathroom door?