The King of Queens (TV Series)

Screwed Driver (2002)

Bobby DiVito: Owen

Quotes 

• Arthur Spooner : [Enters hardware store]  Ah, just the man I wanted to see.

  Owen : Hey, what's up?

  Arthur Spooner : I have something to show you, vis-a-vis our conversation the other day.

  Owen : What?

  Arthur Spooner : Meet the future. The prototype of the "Arthur's" head screwdriver.

  Owen : Oh-oh, yeah.

  Arthur Spooner : I fashioned it from an old typewriter key. You see, the letter "A" on the screwdriver will fit into the corresponding "A" hole in the "Arthur's" screw.

  Owen : Cool.

  Arthur Spooner : So, uh, how many units would be an appropriate first order for an item of this magnitude?

  Owen : I don't know.

  Arthur Spooner : Ballpark.

  Owen : 10,000.

  Arthur Spooner : Really? My heart's beatin' like a rabbit. We'll be in touch.

  Arthur Spooner : [Arthur walks out of the hardware store, raises his left arm and head upward]  Ya-ha!