The King of Queens (TV Series)
Trash Talker (2004)
Kevin James: Doug Heffernan
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Quotes
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Doug Heffernan : Why would I lick a trash can?
Carrie Heffernan : I don't know. Didn't you once tell me you ate the feed they have at petting zoos?
Doug Heffernan : My sister told me if I did, I could grow a moustache.
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Arthur Spooner : Douglas, would you please pass me the catsup?
Doug Heffernan : The what?
Arthur Spooner : The catsup.
Doug Heffernan : Did you mean the ketchup?
Arthur Spooner : Highly educated people pronounce it catsup.
Doug Heffernan : Not if they want me to pass it to them.