King of the Hill (TV Series)
A Beer Can Named Desire (1999)
David Herman: Gilbert Dauterive
Quotes
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Gilbert Dauterive : Dinner, like youth, will be served.
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Bill Dauterive : Gilbert?
Gilbert Dauterive : Your cousin is Violetta
[Violetta and Gilbert hiss at one another]
Bill Dauterive : Now how long you been sitting there?
Gilbert Dauterive : Thirty-five years.
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Hank Hill : So, Gilbert, how do the Saints look this year?
Gilbert Dauterive : Oh, I am more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners always look good.
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Gilbert Dauterive : This muggy November weather gives me the horribles.
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Hank Hill : You sort of snuck up on me there.
Gilbert Dauterive : I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.
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Gilbert Dauterive : Golden Richards was a Dallas Cowboy.
Hank Hill : Yeah, yeah! He caught a touchdown pass in Super Bowl XII.
Gilbert Dauterive : He was a beautiful man. I knew him... briefly.
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Gilbert Dauterive : Have a pleasant journey, and don't be afraid to ask directions from somebody who has already been where you think you need to go.
Hank Hill : What's that supposed to mean?
Gilbert Dauterive : Let Dandy Don Meredith take the throw.