King of the Hill (TV Series)

A Beer Can Named Desire (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : So, Gilbert, how do the Saints look this year?

  Gilbert Dauterive : Oh, I am more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners always look good.

• Hank Hill : You sort of snuck up on me there.

  Gilbert Dauterive : I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.

• Hank Hill : I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire.

• Gilbert Dauterive : Golden Richards was a Dallas Cowboy.

  Hank Hill : Yeah, yeah! He caught a touchdown pass in Super Bowl XII.

  Gilbert Dauterive : He was a beautiful man. I knew him... briefly.

• Gilbert Dauterive : Have a pleasant journey, and don't be afraid to ask directions from somebody who has already been where you think you need to go.

  Hank Hill : What's that supposed to mean?

  Gilbert Dauterive : Let Dandy Don Meredith take the throw.