King of the Hill (TV Series)

De-Kahnstructing Henry (1999)

Toby Huss: Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.

Quotes 

• Hank : What can I do for you, Kahn?

  Kahn : Haven't they replaced you with a coin operated machine yet?

• Kahn : Hank Hill, you ruined my life. What can I do for you?

• Chuck Mangione : Hey man, I'm having a concert this Sunday. Could I put up one of my posters in your window?

  Kahn : Get out before I three-hole punch your face.

• Dale Gribble : [to Kahn]  Well, well, well, how the mighty have fallen. Anyhoo, this is what I'm trying to do: combine my logo with a personal message. You know how to work paintbrush? Wait, first,

  [covers computer screen] 

  Dale Gribble : I need you to swear that what you see here goes no further, given your history of blabbing about every top secret thing that comes your way.

  Kahn : [frustrated]  I can't help you. I can't help any of you stupid people! "How does this machine work, Mr. Kahn?" "How do I print?" "How do I save?" It's Control-S, you morons, it's always Control-S!

  Kahn's Boss : Alright, that's three strikes, Kahn; you're fired.

  Kahn : Three? That's only two.

  Kahn's Boss : I heard what you said to Mr. Mangione.

  [Kahn sighs and hangs his head in shame] 

• Dale Gribble : Kahn, I love this ceramic panda marine radio. How much?

  Kahn : It too much for you.

  Dale Gribble : No price is too high, just name it.

  Kahn : 700 dollars.

  Dale Gribble : Sold.

  Kahn : I mean 800.

  Dale Gribble : Sold!

  Kahn : [grabs it from Dale]  No, I take this off market. Delicate equipment, not for redneck.