- Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.: [seeing Bobby dancing with a bag of grass and weeds, pretending it's Jordan] Minh come quick, redneck boy's getting busy with lawn clippings!
- Hank Hill: [running after him] Bobby!
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Why don't we make this a tad more fun? Let's rank the men on our street.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Well, I don't normally go for the white meat, but number one obviously, that Boomhauer have one tight little bod.
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: Well, I think Dale is second.
- Peggy Hill: Dale?
- Nancy Hicks Gribble: He is unbelievably limber.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Well, my Khan definitely tie for second. He has big-ass pompadour and his stomach ripped. And then I guess the second tier is Hank and Bill.
- Hank Hill: [Hank walks into Bobby's room to find Bobby listening to the radio] Good Lord, what is this smut you're listening to?
- Bobby Hill: It's not smut. It's Radio Disney.
- Hank Hill: [angry after seeing Mr. Bronson's lazy slacker son who acts like Pauly Shore] Peggy call the police!
- [after Hank arrives to end a potentially embarrassing situation with the kids]
- Minh Souphanousinphone: Hank Hill, pretty sexy.
- [with the other adults before the concert starts]
- Hank Hill: "... in Heaven". Hey, look, there's Todd!