King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hilloween (1997)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• [Explaining his Halloween costume] 

  Dale : I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence... Who wants candy?

• [first lines; Hank is drawing a chalk line around Dale's body. Dale is still smoking] 

  Hank : Alright, Dale you can get up now.

  [sees where Dale's cigarette is outlined in chalk] 

  Hank : I don't know, it sorta looks like he died with his tongue sticking out.

  Dale : Let me try again. I can look deader.