King of the Hill (TV Series)
Hilloween (1997)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
Quotes
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Junie Harper : The complacency of fools will destroy them, Proverbs.
Hank : Get out of my house, Exodus!
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Boomhauer : Dang ol' Boo, man, yo.
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Peggy Hill : Uh, Luanne took Bobby to Junie Harper's house for an anti-halloween church party.
Hank : [chokes] I came very close to spitting out beer!
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Hank : Eat Wells. Sugar-Free Low-Fat Fun Bars. Peggy, that stuff isn't for trick-or-treaters, it's for diabetics.
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Hank : I'm gonna scare the pants off those kids, I tell ya what.
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Hank : Halloween costumes are supposed to be scary. How is a dalmatian scary?
Bobby Hill : They can bite you.
Peggy Hill : Mm-hmm and 9 times out of 10, they go right for the groin.
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Hank : You know, Bobby, I'm suddenly reminded of a Bible quote: "Do unto others."
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[Bobby is manipulated by Luanne to remember memories as evidence of Hank's sinister ways]
Hank : You're a regular Halloween hell-raiser, just like your old man!
Hank : [back at Mega-lo-Mart] Where are the vampires and monsters and ghosts?
Hank : [Hank smiling deviously shoves a cracker with liver on it from Bobby's POV] It's just liver! It's not going to kill you!
[as Hank laughs maniacally, his face contorts into a demon]
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[first lines; Hank is drawing a chalk line around Dale's body. Dale is still smoking]
Hank : Alright, Dale you can get up now.
[sees where Dale's cigarette is outlined in chalk]
Hank : I don't know, it sorta looks like he died with his tongue sticking out.
Dale : Let me try again. I can look deader.
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Hank : [angry that Junie Harper has shut down their haunted house at the school] Boomhauer grab Hagatha, there only room for one witch in here.
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Hank : [looking over Halloween costumes] Elmo? Aladdin? Jenny McCarthy? I don't even know what these things are.