King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hilloween (1997)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• Hank : Halloween costumes are supposed to be scary. How is a dalmatian scary?

  Bobby Hill : They can bite you.

  Peggy Hill : Mm-hmm and 9 times out of 10, they go right for the groin.

• Bobby Hill : I was just kidding before. I care about candy. I care a lot.

• Bobby Hill : I'll never use toilet paper in anger again.

• Luanne Platter : It's not your fault, it's uncle Hank's fault. He's a Satanist

  Bobby Hill : Oh come on Luanne, that's the craziest thing I ever heard.

  Luanne Platter : It's true!

  Bobby Hill : Oh dang!