King of the Hill (TV Series)

Ho, Yeah! (2001)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

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Quotes 

• Hank : From now on, the only woman I'm pimpin' is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm trickin' her out all over this town.

• [Hank's pretending to be a pimp] 

  Hank : I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County, I play it straight up, yo. You get the hell out of my 'hood. She's my ho now.

  Oklahoma City Pimp Alabaster Jones : Okay, whatever.

  [Pointing to Peggy] 

  Oklahoma City Pimp Alabaster Jones : What you want for the jasper brunette?

  Hank : That is my wife!

  Oklahoma City Pimp Alabaster Jones : Man, that's the biggest mistake a pimp could make; marryin' one of his hos.

• Hank : You stay here.

  Tammy Duvall : Hank, dont! Alibaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up.

  Hank : No offense, but he's from Oklahoma.

• [Hank is being chased by a pimp] 

  Hank : Hold on, I got a plan.

  [stops the car at a green light, waits until it turns yellow, and guns it] 

  Hank : Ha, ha, ha. I got him where I want him.

  [the pimp runs the red light] 

  Hank : What? He ran a red light. You can't do that.

• Hank : Sweet lady propane.