King of the Hill (TV Series)

Luanne Virgin 2.0 (2001)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Stuart Dooley

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : [the wet baptismal robe is clinging to Peggy's body]  Umm... Peggy, I see your whatnots.

• Reverend Karen Stroup : Mr. Hill, a celibacy sponsor is like an offensive lineman for the virgin quarterback. The other team is gonna be coming on strong, so Luanne needs you to get out there and block, or she may very well get sacked.

  Hank Hill : Well, that's not in the Bible, but it should be. I'll do it.