King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Father, the Son and J.C. (2001)

David Herman: Ex-President Jimmy Carter

Quotes 

• Ex-President Jimmy Carter : I think we have a framework for peace. Now, how do you feel about goin' outside?

  Cotton Hill : [holding a nail gun]  Aw, I still got some nails left.

  Ex-President Jimmy Carter : If you come outside, I'll let you shoot at my bullet-proof limo.

• Cotton Hill : [Cotton shoots the nail gun at the limo and breaks a window]  Oops.

  Ex-President Jimmy Carter : They told me it was bulletproof.

• Ex-President Jimmy Carter : Come on. Deep down, just between you and me, I won't tell anyone... you don't really hate your son.

  Cotton Hill : Yes, I do.

  Ex-President Jimmy Carter : But you don't...

  Cotton Hill : Head to toe.

  Ex-President Jimmy Carter : No, really...

  Cotton Hill : And his wife.

  Ex-President Jimmy Carter : Look... he was a baby once.

  Cotton Hill : Everyone hated that baby!

  Ex-President Jimmy Carter : Hated a BABY?