King of the Hill (TV Series)

Three Coaches and a Bobby (1999)

Glenn L. Lucas: Football Kid

Quotes 

• Football Kid : [to Hank, regarding the football coach]  I think you hurt him... Hit him again to make sure.

• [an insane Coach Sauers is now chasing the football players on the field in his car] 

  Coach Sauers : You little pantywads think you're ready to play the Wolves again? The Wolves eat razor blades for breakfast! Run, you bunch of fuzzy-butted softies! Run, with your fancy sneakers with the bumps and valves and little lights in the back that can set off a seizure, but what do you care? I ran around the world in a pair of Jock Taylors, for the love of Pete!

  [as the car gets stuck in the mud, Hank slams his hand down on the car] 

  Hank : What in God's name is going on here?

  [Hank turns the ignition off in Sauers' car; Sauers gets out of the car, indignant] 

  Coach Sauers : Damn it! I never did like you, Hill! You were a know-it-all and a do-gooder and your teeny-tiny, weak little girly ankle bone snapped in the finals... and YOU LOST ME STATE!

  Hank : [angry]  *I* "lost" you State? I'm the one who *got* you to State! I wish I never dragged you out of that shoe store!

  Football Kid : [laying on the ground; coughs]  Are we done yet?

  Coach Sauers : [sarcastic]  Why, you precious little candy-ass!

  [Sauers gets back in the car and restarts the ignition. The kids, still in the car's path, wince as the car spins its tires in the mud again. Hank, having grabbed the Gatorade cooler, beats Sauers in the head with it, knocking him out] 

  Football Kid : I think you hurt him.

  [beat] 

  Football Kid : Hit him again to make sure.