King of the Hill (TV Series)

Three Coaches and a Bobby (1999)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : You're not being paid to screw up.

  Coach : I'm not being paid at all. In fact I still haven't been reembursed for last week's pizzas. Oh, and

  [near tears] 

  Coach : and if you guys aren't too busy, could you please just go to hell?

  [Coach runs out] 

  Hank : Dale, what did you do with last week's pizza money?

  Dale Gribble : [ashamed]  I bought a hat.

  [Dale adjusts his hat] 

  Dale Gribble : *This* hat.

• Coach Sauers : [to Hank]  Hill you finally got a haircut.

  Hank : [laughs]  You noticed.

  Coach Sauers : [to Boomhauer]  Boomhauer how are your folks?

  Boomhauer : Man, they're doing fine man, they're down in dang ol' Florida man,dang ol' lottery winner man, no problems man.

  Coach Sauers : Sorry to hear that.

  Coach Sauers : [to Dale]  Gribble no one's killed you yet

  [to Bill] 

  Coach Sauers : Dauterive my god man what happened?

  Bill Dauterive : It's a long story, you remember...

  Hank : [Interrupting him]  Hey Coach we came by to see you because, well because you're the best coach Arlen has ever seen, how would you like to coach again for my son's football team?