King of the Hill (TV Series)

Three Coaches and a Bobby (1999)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : I'd rather be on a losin' football team than a winnin' soccer team any day.

• Bobby Hill : You know, dad, the kids playing soccer don't have any lumps or bruises and Coach Lucas gives them oranges at half time.

  Hank : [sighing]  Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

  Bobby Hill : Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?

  Hank : I don't hate you, Bobby.

  Bobby Hill : I meant soccer.

  Hank : Oh. Oh yeah, I HATE soccer. Yes.