Kitchen Confidential (TV Series)
French Fight (2005)
Bradley Cooper: Jack Bourdain
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Quotes
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Michel : So, you have taken my baker?
Jack Bourdain : I have taken your baker. I am a baker taker!
Michel : And you don't think it was a little bit excessive?
Jack Bourdain : EXCESSIVE? Uh, you raided my menu.
Michel : Why are you so threatened by me, eh? Is it because maybe you see in me what you hate in yourself?
Jack Bourdain : Oh, no I don't have an annoying, filthy Frenchman in me.
Michel : Ha! Everybody's got an annoying, filthy Frenchman in them Jack, just ask your girlfriend.
Jack Bourdain : She's not my girl... Take the Lamb off the menu.
Michel : Return my creepy baker then we'll talk.
Jack Bourdain : [laughs] no.
Michel : Ok then, I guess it is how you say "On"?
Jack Bourdain : Oh, mon amie. It is TOTALLY HOW YOU SAY ON!
Michel : It is on.
Jack Bourdain : Yes, I said that.
Michel : Ok.
Jack Bourdain : Yeah
[walks away]
Michel : Your cusine is Caca!
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Jim : Jack!
Jack Bourdain : Yeah?
Jim : I think there's something wrong with the computer here.
Jack Bourdain : Really?
Jim : Yeah, I got orders for, uh, ten toilet burgers, a monkey nipple salad, two fart cakes - I'm sorry, three fart cakes - and a fish penis and moose rectum lasagna with super butt cheese. And pineapple salsa.
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Jack Bourdain : So it appears that Michel is slightly more capable than I assumed.
Teddy Wong : Slightly? He brought us to our knees with a keyboard and a mouse, ok? That is a sad and freaky situation, my friends.
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Jack Bourdain : So... It's official. We're at war.
Jim : We're at war? What do you mean we're at war? We're chefs!
Jack Bourdain : They attacked us. Twice!
Steven Daedelus : They poked our head waitress
Jim : Yeah, but didn't she enjoy it?
Teddy Wong : That is not the point! If he's willing to have sex with Mimi, there's no telling how low he will go!
Seth Richman : We sent Mimi on a diplomatic mission and he sent her back soiled and defiled
Jim : and satisfied...
Jack Bourdain : Jim, go to your idiot hole.
