Knight Rider (TV Series)

Diamonds Aren't a Girl's Best Friend (1984)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, I'm not sure I understand. What will these models be wearing?

  Michael Knight : Next spring's fashions, why?

  K.I.T.T. : If the clothing last spring seemed satisfactory, why create new apparel?

  Michael Knight : Kitt, people's tastes change. They like new designs, new lines.

  K.I.T.T. : Why can't people be content with what they have?

  Michael Knight : Think of it this way, Kitt, if Detroit had been content, you'd still be a model T.

  [chuckles] 

• Devon Miles : Tea?

  Michael Knight : No thank you, I'm going to a party.

• K.I.T.T. : I do not intend to set one wheel inside an airplane.

  Michael Knight : Kitt, buddy, I need you to translate for me. Why don't you wanna go?

  K.I.T.T. : Because... I don't like flying.

  Devon Miles : But Kitt, you've never flown before.

  K.I.T.T. : One doesn't have to be bitten by a dog to dislike dogbites. Besides, if cars were meant to fly they would have been made with wings.

  Michael Knight : Alright, if that's how you feel, I'll go alone, I'll pick up a rental car in Mexico city.

  K.I.T.T. : A rental car? Michael, you wouldn't.

  [pause] 

  K.I.T.T. : Perhaps I could make this one flight an exception.

  Michael Knight : I had a feeling you'd see it that way.

• Devon Miles : Oh, and Michael, remember, the Foundation has no legal jurisdiction in Mexico.

  Michael Knight : Neither does Bernie Mitchell.

• Lauren Janes : I talked to Rachel's parents. It's hard enough for them to lose her. But to think that she killed herself is just destroying them.

  Michael Knight : We're going to find out what really happened to Rachel. I promise. But we gotta take things one step at a time. Okay? Now, first thing I wanna do is take a look around. Where is Bernie's office?

  Lauren Janes : It's at the end of the hall.

  Michael Knight : Okay.

  Lauren Janes : Michael... I'm going with you.

  Michael Knight : No, you're not. I want you to stay and keep an eye on things.

  Lauren Janes : Michael, I wanna...

  Michael Knight : Lauren, we're supposed to be in love here. Now, the first commandment of being undercover... is never, never, never blow your cover.

  [with his hands on the side of her face, he kisses her passionately]