"Knight Rider" Diamonds Aren't a Girl's Best Friend (TV Episode 1984) - William Daniels as K.I.T.T.

K.I.T.T. : Michael, I'm not sure I understand. What will these models be wearing?

Michael Knight : Next spring's fashions, why?

K.I.T.T. : If the clothing last spring seemed satisfactory, why create new apparel?

Michael Knight : Kitt, people's tastes change. They like new designs, new lines.

K.I.T.T. : Why can't people be content with what they have?

Michael Knight : Think of it this way, Kitt, if Detroit had been content, you'd still be a model T.

[chuckles]
K.I.T.T. : [to the little yapping dog] Keep that up and you'll be on the wrong end of a "Car Bites Dog" story.
K.I.T.T. : I do not intend to set one wheel inside an airplane.

Michael Knight : Kitt, buddy, I need you to translate for me. Why don't you wanna go?

K.I.T.T. : Because... I don't like flying.

Devon Miles : But Kitt, you've never flown before.

K.I.T.T. : One doesn't have to be bitten by a dog to dislike dogbites. Besides, if cars were meant to fly they would have been made with wings.

Michael Knight : Alright, if that's how you feel, I'll go alone, I'll pick up a rental car in Mexico city.

K.I.T.T. : A rental car? Michael, you wouldn't.

[pause]

K.I.T.T. : Perhaps I could make this one flight an exception.

Michael Knight : I had a feeling you'd see it that way.

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.