- Paula: Guess what... I produced the show all by myself.
- Larry Sanders: What are you saying?
- Paula: Artie wasn't even here! He was like in a mudslide. I was... it was just me.
- [flipping the bird to Hank]
- Paula: Thank you very much!
- Hank Kingsley: Excuse me but if I were you I'd concentrate on the fact that it's 105 degrees in the studio but I suppose it's a dry heat and I'm an old fuck.
- Bruno Kirby: You know this isn't really about us. This fucking show run so fucking sloppy.
- Steven Wright: This would never happen on Letterman.
- Bruno Kirby: Right. It's amateur night in Dixie.