The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Ellen, or Isn't She? (1996)

Rip Torn: Arthur

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Quotes 

• Larry Sanders : [Stevie is promoting an episode where Ellen DeGeneres comes out as a lesbian]  All right, look, you know, I think we're avoiding one little question here: what if she's not a lesbian? Did you guys ever think of that?

  Stevie Grant : Oh, man, I- she's a lesbian, I can tell, right? I've had sex with a lesbian.

  Arthur : So you had sex with a lesbian. You gotta have sex with two lesbians, that's the whole point.

• [last lines] 

  Arthur : I guess we're doing the show from Bakersfield now!

• Phil : [interrupting a meeting]  I need to make more money.

  Beverly Barnes : Phil...

  Phil : What? Oh oh I'm sorry, I just said that out loud? I was saying that over my head and I guess that one just slipped out.

  Beverly Barnes : Yes, it slipped out alright, so why don't you try to slip back in?

  Arthur : Listen, we're having a meeting here, you two.

  Larry Sanders : Phil, what do you think about Ellen?

  Phil : I'd like to make what she makes.